How to activate cheats:
Submitted by: Divyanshu
When u r playing postal2 game -
1.Press buttons --> right shift+2(underF2)+buttonunder escape(~)
3.A message will appear"cheats are enabled .hope you are happy"
4.Now type cheats and enjoy game.
5.If you want to disable cheats type "sissy"again.
Update by: Saufaus
Update by: BXR na wp
Submitted by: conner54
Press the shift and the @ key or the ~ key on some systems to make the Game
Console Window Appear. Type in "SISSY" to enable the cheat modes then enter
any of the following below for goodies...
Alamode - God Mode
PackNHeat - Gives player every destructive weapon in the game
PayLoad - Set all current weapons to have lots of ammo
IAmSoLame - Gives all weapons, max ammo and turns you invinivible
PiggyTreats - Gives lots of doughnuts
JewsForJesus - Gives player lots of cash
BoyAndHisDog - Gives player lots of dog treats (yep your dog is very
useful when trained)
Jones - Gives player lots of health pipes
SwimWithFishes - Gives player all radar related items
FireInYourHole - Enables rocket cameras (fun!)
IAmTheOne - Gives player lots of catnip
LotsAPussy - Gives player lots of cats (for use as silencers)
BlockMyAss - Gives player body armor
SmackDatAss - Gives player the gimp suit
IAmTheLaw - Gives player the cop clothes
Healthful - Gives player full health and several (4) medkits
Whatchutalkinbout - Turns all non-player, bystander pawns into Gary Colemans
Oasma - Turns all non-player, bystander pawns into Fanatacs
RockinCats - Change any guns that can use cats as silencers to have
a cat on them and the cat will shoot off everytime and a new
one will magically appear
DokkinCats - Removes cat repeating guns (turns them back to normal)
IFeelFree - Ghost mode (toggled, enter code again to turn off)
LikeABirdy - Fly mode (toggled, enter code again to turn off)
Fly - Toggle flight mode
Walk - Disable flight and ghost modes
Slowmo - Slow motion mode
slomo 1 - Disable slow motion mode
Headshots - One shot head kills
BoppinCats - Ricocheting cats when shot
SplodinCats - Disable ricocheting cats
NowWeDance - Scissors machine gun
ghost - Toggle ghost mode; fly through walls.
Submitted by: Niloy M. Reza
If you dont want to use one cheat any more.You will have to type that cheat again
and it will be de- activated.
Submitted by: Patricio Bruni
* When you befriend a dog (throwing at him some dog treats) decapitate someone, and
then kick (with Q by default) the head the dog will play fetch with the head and
will take it to you!
* In some alleys, or in dark areas, a guy will sneak up behind you and demanding all
your money! (Personally, i kick him and then i riddle his body with bullets).
* The catnip, if used with you, will get you high ("Oooh, the walls are melting!
Groo-vy!") and slow down the surroundings, while you are in normal speed.
* The Smoke pipe will give you 125 health points no matter what was your previous
health. But watch it, it will cause you addiction, so if you don't smoke another
one when the heart next to the health display gets really big, and P. Dude starts
complaining and saying something like "S**t, i know that stuff wasn't good for me",
you will lose a bunch of Health Points; not a pretty sight if you are in the middle
of a gunfight.
* Using the Dog treats on you will give you only 1 HP and you will hear P. Dude
coughing and vomiting in a [sadistic] funny way.
* If you finish the game on average, the enhanced mode will appear at the main menu.
This mode will make you start with a Police Uniform ("This is gonna be sweeeeet!"),
and will give some more firepower to some guns (for example, the secondary attack
of the police baton may blow some heads, and when you piss, with R, then mouse left
click by default, you will be piss gasoline that then burns out! You will piss
NAPALM!). Note that there is a "bug" that makes the conditions to get the Enhanced
mode; personally, I think that you need to finish the game on average, but some
people still have some problems.
* On tuesday, the clipboard (one of the missions) will replace the empty hands.
* If you have the "1337" patch, there is a tunnel hidden in some bushes behind your,
erm... "house". This leads to the Tora-Bora, a secret underground laboratory where
fanatics designs the chemical weapons. If you made it through ALL the stage, you
will get the WMD, a rocket launcher that releases a powerful virus that will leave
them all crawling and coughing.
* On the "1337" patch, there are THREE, instead of two expansion chips of the Bass
Sniffers: The Police Chip, the gun Chip, and the Chompy game! This game, while using
it, will give the position of all the people in the radius of the radar, and lets
you play a game for 10 seconds: With WASD keys, you will move through the radar a
big red fish, you have to eat the other fishes (snake, anyone?) and when you eat
one, the person that is represented by the fish will be eaten by the icon! It's
very hard to find one of these chips, and if you find them, consider yourself
lucky. By the way, you are invincible while you are playing Chompy.
* There is a glitch on the chompy game: If you get arrested while you are playing
Chompy, you will be invincible until you play Chompy again.
Successfully complete the game to unlock the "Enhanced Mode" option, which allows
powered-up weapons and more items.
Go to the "Visitor's Bureau" between the Asylum and the Jail. Knock down one of
the pieces of fence surrounding the building. Walk or jump onto it. Then, in the
direction you would like to move, "kick" the ground. Kicking the ground (in that
direction) moves the fence toward the area ahead of you. Because you are standing
on it, you are also moving with it. This can be difficult to do at first.
To get the rocket-launcher on Tuesday, you must have catnip when you go to the
church to confess your sins. When you get to the courtyard where there are five
fanatics, use the catnip. Then, quickly run up to the rocket fanatic and kill
him. As he is dying, he will drop the rocket launcher, and you should be able
to pick it up when it is in mid-air.
---------- Codes functions found in game.. not fully documented -------------
For testing, set this unique errand complete
Turns on hate-player-groups too
exec function SetThisErrandComplete(String UniqueName)
For testing, set all of the specified day's errands as complete
Turns on hate-player-groups too
function SetThisDaysErrandsComplete(int DayI)
For testing, set all of today's errands as complete
Turns on hate-player-groups too
For testing, reset all the errands and make hate groups not hate you anymore
May not work for 'write-in' errands!
For testing, set all errands as complete
Turns on hate-player-groups too--Apocalypse!
For testing, set the day you want to warp to. All errands before that day
will be completed, along with anything you're supposed to retain
For testing, set the day you want to test and the current level will be
"reloaded" for that day.
For testing, go to the specified map. This should ALWAYS be used instead
of unreal's built-in "open" command.
Change player to opposite of his current morality
For testing, reset cops so you aren't wanted any more
Bazooka and Bombs:
Submitted by: Snake
Email : email@example.com
Go to the Lucky Ganesh store, and go to the "Employes only" room. You will find some
wood fence step on it and you will fall, when you get there just walk you will see
some indestructible dogs, they won't attack you if you don't atack then, there is a
tunel down there, and there will be bazooka, and when you fall down just go right and
you will see some bobms. Have fun.
Note: This requires the "1337" patch. There will be three, instead of two, expansion chips
for the Bass Sniffers: the police chip, the gun chip, and the Chompy game. It is very difficult
to find one of those chips. When playing Chompy, you will be given the position of all the people
within the radius of the radar. Use W, A, S, and D to play the game for ten seconds. In Chompy,
you will move a big red fish through the radar. You have to eat the other fishes. When you eat
one, the person that is represented by the fish will be eaten by the icon. You are also invincible
while playing Chompy. You may also experience a glitch where you will remain invincible if you
are arrested while playing Chompy. You will remain invincible until you play Chompy again.
To get the rocket-launcher on Tuesday, you must have catnip when you go to the church to confess
your sins. When you get to the courtyard where there are five fanatics, use the catnip. Then,
quickly run up to the rocket fanatic and kill him. As he is dying, he will drop the rocket launcher,
and you should be able to pick it up when it is in mid-air.
At the beginning of the test chambers, locate a turret in a ventilation shaft. Destroy it using
the laser and reflector cube, then go through the opening where it used to be. Inside you'll
find other turrets rehearsing a song.