Unfortunate Spacemen Cheats

Unfortunate Spacemen

Cheat Codes:
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Submitted by: David K 

Monster Tips and Tricks - General:
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Written by Lime.

Here is the long awaited moment the tips on how to be a good monster.

* Try as much as you can to get the flamethrower, your biggest threat, your best ally.

* Disguise, switch disguise so often that they won't know where to look. Play as 
  someone who is still alive, make them do monster things and change to someone else, 
  change to a bot and disappear. Your best way out is to blend in and wait for a 
  perfect moment to escape. Stop running. Become one of them.

* You don't need to be at every power weapon grab, sure its useful, but honestly, just 
  find the one guy running around with the Rifle or shotgun and kill only that person, 
  people rarely look at what a dead person had for weapon. Go back to it later and get 
  it for yourself.

* Be cunning, accuse people, make them shoot you and run away, lock people in rooms. 
  activate airlocks. Push people into EMEs. There are so many ways to kill other than
  being a giant monster in people's face, be creative, most people are gullible tell 
  them to stay still so you can check their name. They will stop. And you will shot.

* Egg the world, people tend to forget about this. but your egg are really good friends.
  Use them as such.

* Burrow makes you a still target, do is as little as possible. If you tend to do it 
  too often and die change to a void beast. You'll thank me later.

* Don't be scared to transform mid fight. You have 4 times the hp of a normal spaceman.
  Use it to your advantage.

* If you're spotted because of your power weapon, find a spot and drop it away from 
  prying eyes. You're now back to a normal spaceman looking for the monster.




How to Uno Reverse the Monster:
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Written by koana!

Ever wanted to slap the monster with a big fat uno reverse? Well lucky for you, 
I have the best guide to make sure that the monster will never come within 100 
miles of you ever again!

-=Step 1: The “Murder”=-
You might be thinking to yourself, “All of this is too hard. I’ll never be able to 
survive being hunted by a toxic level 40 monster, or murder the monster, or break 
the monsters ankles.” I’ll never be like silversamus, Well lucky for you, I’ve got 
the perfect solution for you! You ever wonder why the monsters are so obsessed with 
murdering innocent players and eating them? Well, it’s because you aren’t human! 
you are an artificial being with cocaine stored in your body! So, what you wanna do 
is give the monster a generous amount of cocaine, take it from them, then, start to 
snort the cocaine for as long and hard as you can. You know you did it right when 
you start to see rainbows. This also helps you to play as if you are fearless. It 
can also make you a traitor attraction if you do it for long enough.

-=Step 2: The Crumply Moan=-
The first and most important part is the Crumply Moan. If you do this perfectly, you 
may not need anymore of the steps. You have to use the back of your throat and your 
tongue and make the perfect pitch for your moan. Do this perfectly and the monster 
won’t want to be near you again.

-=Step 3: Take a Humongous Shart on the Monster=-
This one is very simple. All you need to do is eat a crap ton of Taco Bell, then 
while the monster is chasing you, take the biggest shart ever. Bonus points if you 
want get it in it’s mouth. If this is too hard for you, shart on the traitor, but 
never samus, you will regret it.


-=Step 4: Start Absolutely Obliterating the Monsters Ankles=-
This is vital to making sure the monster wants to backhand you. Start breaking the 
monsters ankles. Want to know how? Too bad, I’m not good enough myself! ask 
silversamus.

-=Step 5: The Results=-
If you did everything perfectly, the monster should not be within 100 miles of your 
ever again, you are safe, and can kill the monster from a distance without them being 
able to do anything about it, but be careful, messing just one thing up will make the 
monster backhand you harder than samus destroying me in osu, you will feel numb, 
Congrats!

If you enjoyed this or found it helpful, I don’t care! If you want to come back to 
this later, please don’t! If you think that this is the best guide ever, consider 
giving me an award! this is only for the rich kids, you don’t deserve money either 
way.

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